1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

“There it was, untidy Monopoly houses still sticking haphazardly to hills circling the Cement Works. I was back.” – Untitled fanfiction I’m doing for Doctor Who (I didn’t have anything else remotely bookish near me.)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

A cleaning rag that was used to mop us my spilt Ice Tea.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Ripleys Believe It Or Not on Fox8

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

6:20pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:30pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My brother playing Saint’s Row 2… mum making dinner… the cat rolling around on the ground within my brothers discarded t-shirt

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

About 1hr ago, I was getting a lift home from work.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A fanfic meme for Doctor Who

9. What are you wearing?

Underwear… a black t-shirt saying “Sarcasm: The only service I offer”, grey slacks and my rainbow anklets

10. Did you dream last night?

I did, I was at work and frustrated that nobody would let me count the money in my till so I could get rid of it and get home. So I ended taking the damn thing home and couldn’t count the money because I was too worried that everybody would think I’d stolen the damn cash and ran away to New Zealand.

11. When did you last laugh?

An hour ago, when our manager attempted to show his juggling skills and accidently smacked a customer instead, luckily he saw the funny side too.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

A Futurama Poster, A photograph on Ned Kelly, a very old comic of Ned Kelly (was given to me as a present from my dad who used to work at Parliament House… it was in the archives and they weren’t looking after it, so he decided his 15 year old daughter at the time would take better care of it), a painted bike picture from Hensel.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

A woman walked into work with a cockatoo following her…

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Eh, it’s ok.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Marley and Me

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

How long does the money last? I’d quit my shit job, move to the Hunter Valley or NZ… buy a house and a horse and just write alllllll day.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I believe that I'm slowly losing my sanity… and I'm not joking. It’s sorta scaring me to.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

That everybody had a place to truly call home with no fear of being killed or living on the street.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes, but I'm no good at it.

20. George Bush:

Made America look stupid without much effortt

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Matilda

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Seth

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

God yes, all the time.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

“OK… so, making you short was funny in theory… please put the pitchfork down.”

25. Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:

Whoever wants to do this.